allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via thesourceofallpower)

Anonymous Asked:
whats the most times you've masturbated in a single day?

dirtyberd:

Well let me refer to my masturbation log really quick

Anonymous Asked:
Can I sit at the end of your bed and watch you fuck your self while I jack off?

dirtyberd:

If you want to get arrested, yes

Anonymous Asked:
Roses are red, sunflowers are yellow, I'll cum on your face and it will drip on your pillow.

dirtyberd:

Ewwww I hate when people say pillow like “pellow” or milk like “melk”

I’m so happy. ❤️

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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"You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect."

T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via tblaberge)

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mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

(Source: bevakasha, via dirtyberd)